Caption Competition

The following captions were received:

1. Where's my pipe?

2. Mike: "you won't find your pipe down there!"

3. Guy: "Well has the propeller fallen off, or what?" Mike: "No, it was stuck in reverse, but don't tell John".

4. I told you not to have that extra portion of mussels.

5. " I can't see any water coming out of the exhaust" - Gerry.

6. Guy: "You know Pelagian called and said we had a line hanging over the side - I think John's found it!"

As only two people, David Groves and Ian Williams, sent in captions, we decided to award each of them a bottle of wine.